Moustaches and Colds (Limerick)

A moustache I grew this October
it made ladies swoon and fall over
but a head cold I got
that filled my moustache with snot
now green stalactites I harvest all night

Death of a Salesman

Recently Half Mooned Productions decided to make a production of “Death of a Salesman”. Written in 1949 by Arthur Miller it is considered one of the most important American plays. It won Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1949, the 1949 Tony Award for Best Play, and the New York Drama Critics' Circle Award for Best Play.

Because of this plays importance historically and educationally we felt that it was important to present our interpretation of the play. We hope that this presentation warms the cockles of your heart.



In the end we really didn’t read the play, but if that’s not what Miller wrote I'm fairly certain that it's pretty close.

Mr. Mike Goes to Washington

I recently made a trip out to our nation’s capital. It was not my first trip out there and it will probably not be my last. The reason this trip is special is because it was during Moustache March and my lip caterpillar was in full bloom.

There are a lot of cool things to see in D.C. and I was able to see a few of the more historically important items.

This is me in front of some weird piece of art. I'm not sure what drugs the artist was on when he did this, but my guess is all of them.

Here I am in front of the Capital building, and by in front I mean six blocks away.

Here I am in front of the Washington Monument, aka the Giant Rectangular Penis with a Sharp Tip Monument.

This is me in front of the Capital building again only closer this time, but also in front of a pond. I later tried to hunt for ducks in the pond and was rudely escorted away.

We then when to the National Air and Space Museum and guess what they have fricking missiles there! Here I am in front of one.

Here I am in front of another missile... I wanted to take one home so bad.

I'm sure there were other cool things in the museum, but all I wanted to see where the missiles.

Here I am again in front of the Capital building and again closer. I've found that you can't get too many pictures of yourself in front of the Capital building.

We then went to the Botanical Gardens. Let's just say going to a huge flower garden during Moustache March is not exactly what I had in mind.

I did learn a few things though. Like where sausages come from.

And where beefsteak comes from.

All and all is was a very successful trip despite the fact that I didn't score a missile. I guess there's always next time...

Half Mooned Blogging

Hi my name is Mike. I used to have a blog called "Scorched Earth Policy" (circa 2005). I have revived this blog and slapped the Half Mooned label on it. I hope to have interesting blogs in the future... I don't know what else to say so here is a picture

Blog War, Back On

There has been a pause in the blog war thanks to my former roommate canceling the internet and TV at our place. Thanks to the great Nate I am back online and lashing out at Matt and his insensitive rants on his "blog". Now down to business.

First things first. Matt you would not even get close enough to my iPod with a Barg's before my Spidy sense would kick in. I would pounce on you like a tiger and wring your scrawny chicken throat with my powerful bear hands. Also we rarely use Fed-ex at the Bott. We use UPS. Shows how much you know.

I don't want this email to be simple retaliation to Matt's fancy, frilly live journal entry. Today we go on the offensive, starting now. Matt you smell bad. Not the kind of smell bad like "somebody didn't wear deodorant" smell bad. But the kind of smell like "Nate didn't shower for a week, ate nacho cheese and beer last night and is farting in your face" smell bad. Thats right, I pulled out a fart joke, the big guns.

Now some of you might not know about this but Matt is a bigot. That's right he likes big girls. Big, fat, smelly, gap tooth women. I guess this really shouldn't be an attack on Matt because somebody has to love them. I'm just glad it's him and not me. Really the thought just makes me sick. Matt though, his moto is "if there not twice my size, I just let them walk by".

Well Matt there you go. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Cry yourself to sleep tonight. I know that you usually do, but this time I want you sobbing uncontrollably even after your finally asleep.

-Yetep the Dominator

Matt's Post

Now a lot of you are asking. What did Matt post? And why is there no link to it? Well I'll tell you why. It's vulger an not for the faint of heart. So as a public service to all of my PG readers I present Matt's post, edited for content.

dear livejournal,

you know those 'behind the scenes' clips they put on dvds --- -- -- --- -- ------- --- -----? well consider this your 'behind the scenes' for my new job at dr. bott. first of all, my work colleague MICHAEL PETERSON has a blog now. http://www.yetep.blogspot.com/ --- he goes by the name of yetep. let me reiterate. mike peterson writes under the guise, yetep. ---- --- ----? is that -------- -- -- 'petey' backwards- -- that some old college nickname-

----------, peterson: YOU'RE -- IN COLLEGE -------. welcome to the real world, you ----- ----- school ---- monkey -----. ------ likes nicknames --------. real ------.

behind the scenes reveal #1: yetep at blogspot is really mike peterson - my ----- ----- *-----* supervisor who does more ----------/------ --------/---- ----/---- ------- -- work than ------ ----. --- (---------- ---------- -------) --------- ------ --- I ------ YOUR SISTER ---- ----- ----- ---- - ------- ---, MIKE.

second, have you ever wondered what exactly was on the hands of the ------ ----- guy that assembled your iPod case?
behind the scenes reveal #2: IT'S NOT A ------ ----- GUY, IT'S A ---------, ------- HIGHSCHOOL ----- WITH BRACES. and --- got ----- on his fingers from ------- his football -----, that or some of that ------ cheese ---- that covers your fingers after you eat half a bag of -------. he must've finished off that bag of ------ right after he finished calling the poor, -------, defenseless young ---- in assembly a -----, and shoved a -------- -------- in her face while making ---- --- ----- and pretending to not be a ------. this actually happened today.
-------.


so if you're cruising the net this week, looking for awesome, authentic blogs... ---- ------. and if you notice something ----- growing on your ---- case... send it back. that way ----- can make me clean it off with some goo gone while he ----- his ----.--- ------ and tries the third eye blind challenge (---------) in the -------. plus, i can get you a better one for cheaper.

also, i did it with yetep-- ------.


-Yetep the Dominator