Moustaches and Colds (Limerick)

A moustache I grew this October
it made ladies swoon and fall over
but a head cold I got
that filled my moustache with snot
now green stalactites I harvest all night

Death of a Salesman

Recently Half Mooned Productions decided to make a production of “Death of a Salesman”. Written in 1949 by Arthur Miller it is considered one of the most important American plays. It won Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1949, the 1949 Tony Award for Best Play, and the New York Drama Critics' Circle Award for Best Play.

Because of this plays importance historically and educationally we felt that it was important to present our interpretation of the play. We hope that this presentation warms the cockles of your heart.



In the end we really didn’t read the play, but if that’s not what Miller wrote I'm fairly certain that it's pretty close.

Mr. Mike Goes to Washington

I recently made a trip out to our nation’s capital. It was not my first trip out there and it will probably not be my last. The reason this trip is special is because it was during Moustache March and my lip caterpillar was in full bloom.

There are a lot of cool things to see in D.C. and I was able to see a few of the more historically important items.

This is me in front of some weird piece of art. I'm not sure what drugs the artist was on when he did this, but my guess is all of them.

Here I am in front of the Capital building, and by in front I mean six blocks away.

Here I am in front of the Washington Monument, aka the Giant Rectangular Penis with a Sharp Tip Monument.

This is me in front of the Capital building again only closer this time, but also in front of a pond. I later tried to hunt for ducks in the pond and was rudely escorted away.

We then when to the National Air and Space Museum and guess what they have fricking missiles there! Here I am in front of one.

Here I am in front of another missile... I wanted to take one home so bad.

I'm sure there were other cool things in the museum, but all I wanted to see where the missiles.

Here I am again in front of the Capital building and again closer. I've found that you can't get too many pictures of yourself in front of the Capital building.

We then went to the Botanical Gardens. Let's just say going to a huge flower garden during Moustache March is not exactly what I had in mind.

I did learn a few things though. Like where sausages come from.

And where beefsteak comes from.

All and all is was a very successful trip despite the fact that I didn't score a missile. I guess there's always next time...

Half Mooned Blogging

Hi my name is Mike. I used to have a blog called "Scorched Earth Policy" (circa 2005). I have revived this blog and slapped the Half Mooned label on it. I hope to have interesting blogs in the future... I don't know what else to say so here is a picture