Half Mooned Blogging

The B Spot

As surprising as it may seem, I have no formal training in writing. Sure my dad’s a writer and I do have a college degree, but that doesn’t automatically make you a writer. Yet despite this great handicap I continue to plod on, writing without a care. And in that great spirit of barely knowing what is going on, we look at a blog that I like to call “The B Spot” (www.baehler.blogspot.com)

Now don’t be fooled by the name, Baehler is actually pronounced like Baylor. Why it’s not spelled that way, I have no idea. Same reasoning that is used for naming someone Sean and then telling everybody that it is pronounced Shawn. Anyways, now that I have that confusing bit out of the way we can delve into something important. What is this important subject? Well it’s the ocean. That’s right the ocean. I took quite a pounding this weekend from that big bully and I’m not standing for it. That’s right I’m calling out the ocean, right here on my blog for the whole world to see. You hear that ocean, you won this round, but next time I will own you.

Now one thing that I noticed right off the bat with The B Spot is that Dave posted pictures of his lovely daughters. Now this is a great piece to start off any blog with, epically when your target group is women between the ages of 2 and dead. Women just love cute little kids. My one problem is that Dave mentions that one of his little girls is waiting for her date with Joe. Now I’m not a parent and I’m not qualified to advise parents. All I’m saying is that you might want to wait till she is at least nine before you start letting her date.

This brings us to the movie review section of Dave’s blog. Now I think that these movie reviews are a breath of fresh air. Most movie reviews are long and boring pieces that just go on and on as if the writer is enjoying watching himself type. Now Dave just cuts right to the quick. You know right away what the scoop on the movie is. My only question is how does the naked mole rat thing work? My best guess is that you put five naked mole rats in a theater during the movie and when the movie is over you see how many did not die during the film. Sort of like canaries in the coal mines. This would then raise the question, where do you get the naked mole rats? Are there naked mole rat farmers? Is there a naked mole rat ranch?

Recently Dave posted a list of things he likes on his blog. Now this section is just utterly fascinating, giving us just a little peak into the brilliance of Baehler. The first thing he likes, get ready for this, hamburgers, fricking hamburgers. The guy’s in love with them, he eats them all the time. Wow! Now there is a little CSI work we can do with some of the other things that Dave likes. Apple Computer Products + Adobe Creative Suite + Star Wars = NERD. There is nothing more to say on that.

So all and all I think that Dave has a solid blog. Funny (but not in a sad way), personal (but not in a sad way), and nerdy (but not in a sad way). I give it five naked mole rats (I don’t think they knew what was going on). And I give this article 0 naked mole rats (those bastards deserved it)

-Yetep the Dominator